Some mornings you wake up, choose kindness, and spread positivity. Other mornings, you wake up ready to wake up and choose violence like a rogue waterfowl.

Inspired by the internet's favorite chaotic bird, this tee is a visual representation of your internal mood when the coffee hasn't kicked in yet or the emails start piling up. It features a deceptively cute goose holding a very non-negotiable butter knife. Wear it as a fair warning to coworkers, roommates, and anyone thinking about testing your patience today.